So ok...
every year I do a little recap of the trials and tribulations of yours truly, analyze the differences between then and now, and go through some great epiphany of lessons learned or some gay shit like that..
Lets see if we can do that without writing a whole fucking novel:
Winter 08'
SL/RL: Beginning of the year I was the "dumpee and dumper" (figure that one out)
SL: Leyla Christensen is declared Noscar winner for Best in Drama & Best Dj
(Thats right..I fuckin EARNED IT!)
and I pissed some ppl off..
Spring 08'
SL: I teamed up with my Fam and together, we continue to preserve a legacy that will continue as long as pixels exist..
RL: A 7 year friendship morphed into something unexpected..but welcomed.
And i pissed some more ppl off..
Summer 08'
SL/RL: I got to ride the coasters with my wifey/sissy and almost threw up.. GOOD TIMES GOOD TIMES!
A few more ppl got pissed off..
Fall 08'
SL: An unexpected alliance was formed, with the end result being a friendship that rocks as hard as caliban
SL/RL: I got to tango with the "core hedonist" and my wifey in RL..and we watched a hot bass baritone pour wine all over his 6 pack abs in NYC on my 30th bday..(NOW THATS A GIFT!!)
I REALLY pissed some ppl off..
Winter 08'
SL: Chupapinki still smells like old cheese..but shes had my back through all the bullshit..thats why I still love her and haven't killed her..yet..
People got pissed off and tried to counter but I laughed at them and they got more pissed..
So what does this all mean in Leyology?
1)What ppl dont know, cant hurt you, only benefit you.
2)What ppl DO know..is most likely what you WANT them to know which makes them morons.
3)Friendships come from the darnedest places..and they're usually better than what they actually manifested from..(and did I just say "darnedest?")
4)Don't eat pizza before getting on a roller coaster
5)I Love old cheese..
6)When you stop pissing people off..you're boring.
7)Its true..I get away with EVERYTHING!
2009 here I come..hard.
Friday, December 19, 2008
Thursday, November 6, 2008
You KNEW this was coming..
*Mushes Leyla to the side and takes the keyboard*
Lettsss dissect this for a second shall we?
"The thoughts and epiphanies by Leyla Christensen"
Scratch that.
What you get here in MY area..Sabrina'a area is the real deal. And honestly, this is it. I'm putting this to bed and brushing it off my shoulder..
but of course, not without my signature twist.
So I get a cut and paste of this broads profile and it reads as follows..
Some things people just don't need to know...
Use Your imagination and twist it to your hearts delight..
Not that its needed... but, here are a few... to get you started
the x girlfriends ass...
Emo and insecure lil kittens..
Funny lil playthings...
the sound made when Papi bangs a loose snatch...
And an even louder sound when he bangs the even bigger mouth..
Unfortunate that... I will never know.. Mute is a beautiful thing....
Bad Squishy Bad Squishy...
(Well I guess someones been visiting here hm?)
Concerned much with what I put in here are you? And yes my darling mute is a fabulous thing..considering that I haven't spoken to your man in months.. considering you took it upon yourself to contact me about some old text messages that were in his phone. Considering that you were sneaking through his shit and brought all of this upon YOURSELF. What I would think you would be concerning yourself with is the fact that he hasn't seen his sons even longer, that they're growing up without their father and that he pretty much gave up on them but hey I guess wrapping yourself up in THIS is less of a challenge for you than trying to help him be a better father.
Yes I went there. I was perfectly fine with leaving things alone. I changed my number so I wouldn't have to hear from him. Broke off ALL contact with him and wished him well. Yep I laughed about it, made a parody, as its my god given right to do so. Just as much as its my right to put You in Your place in MY forum.
So lets backtrack a little bit:
This lil tidbit came into my possession a few days ago..and we're gonna analyze this juuust a smidgen as we go along:
The Broad: please talk to me this is my real life.. and I am scared and hurting
Mirari Cheney: Im just a little surprised.. your saying 2 years and when i was with him as Dirk.. he never mentioned it
The Broad: I know
The Broad: he left you when I found out about you and him
The Broad: cus we were rl
The Broad: cus I got so sick when I found out
Mirari Cheney: but he was rl with leyla when he came to me
The Broad: that was when he and I were not together
The Broad: he didnt talkto me
The Broad: he vanished for like six months
The Broad: or more
(Try a year and six months my dear)
The Broad: he never spoke to me of leyla
(which would mean that you know jack shit about me and you should have left it at that.)
The Broad: so he was with leyla when he and I were no longer tlaking
The Broad: suppose when he went rl with her
Mirari Cheney: yes he was
The Broad: I would never hurt anyone
The Broad: I would never be with a manwho had a girl
The Broad: or wife or anything
(correct me if i'm wrong but hm..wasn't he married these couple of years ago that they were "playing" with each other?)
The Broad: I wont even be wioht a man who is dating others...
The Broad: I dont compete dont need too dont want too
(*golf claps*)
Nope you don't need to compete. You don't need to compete with the kids he never sees, the ghost of a dead friend from 6 years ago, or even the woman sitting here right now that at this point seriously does not give a damn about the current consequences. Whatever Mark may have or have not told you about me, little girl, is this..
I. Just. Dont. Give. A. Fuck.
And I made this CLEAR to your man after he did me the favor of breaking it off with me:
My son..MY family..is NO SUBSITUTE or REPLACEMENT for the one that he gave up on.
And as far as the imagination wandering about The Papi banging a loose snatch..(lol I actually will give her credit for that one cause I laughed when I read it) heres a thought..
Ask your man. He can give his own personal testimony.
That being said..
Episode 30..bank on it.
Lettsss dissect this for a second shall we?
"The thoughts and epiphanies by Leyla Christensen"
Scratch that.
What you get here in MY area..Sabrina'a area is the real deal. And honestly, this is it. I'm putting this to bed and brushing it off my shoulder..
but of course, not without my signature twist.
So I get a cut and paste of this broads profile and it reads as follows..
Some things people just don't need to know...
Use Your imagination and twist it to your hearts delight..
Not that its needed... but, here are a few... to get you started
the x girlfriends ass...
Emo and insecure lil kittens..
Funny lil playthings...
the sound made when Papi bangs a loose snatch...
And an even louder sound when he bangs the even bigger mouth..
Unfortunate that... I will never know.. Mute is a beautiful thing....
Bad Squishy Bad Squishy...
(Well I guess someones been visiting here hm?)
Concerned much with what I put in here are you? And yes my darling mute is a fabulous thing..considering that I haven't spoken to your man in months.. considering you took it upon yourself to contact me about some old text messages that were in his phone. Considering that you were sneaking through his shit and brought all of this upon YOURSELF. What I would think you would be concerning yourself with is the fact that he hasn't seen his sons even longer, that they're growing up without their father and that he pretty much gave up on them but hey I guess wrapping yourself up in THIS is less of a challenge for you than trying to help him be a better father.
Yes I went there. I was perfectly fine with leaving things alone. I changed my number so I wouldn't have to hear from him. Broke off ALL contact with him and wished him well. Yep I laughed about it, made a parody, as its my god given right to do so. Just as much as its my right to put You in Your place in MY forum.
So lets backtrack a little bit:
This lil tidbit came into my possession a few days ago..and we're gonna analyze this juuust a smidgen as we go along:
The Broad: please talk to me this is my real life.. and I am scared and hurting
Mirari Cheney: Im just a little surprised.. your saying 2 years and when i was with him as Dirk.. he never mentioned it
The Broad: I know
The Broad: he left you when I found out about you and him
The Broad: cus we were rl
The Broad: cus I got so sick when I found out
Mirari Cheney: but he was rl with leyla when he came to me
The Broad: that was when he and I were not together
The Broad: he didnt talkto me
The Broad: he vanished for like six months
The Broad: or more
(Try a year and six months my dear)
The Broad: he never spoke to me of leyla
(which would mean that you know jack shit about me and you should have left it at that.)
The Broad: so he was with leyla when he and I were no longer tlaking
The Broad: suppose when he went rl with her
Mirari Cheney: yes he was
The Broad: I would never hurt anyone
The Broad: I would never be with a manwho had a girl
The Broad: or wife or anything
(correct me if i'm wrong but hm..wasn't he married these couple of years ago that they were "playing" with each other?)
The Broad: I wont even be wioht a man who is dating others...
The Broad: I dont compete dont need too dont want too
(*golf claps*)
Nope you don't need to compete. You don't need to compete with the kids he never sees, the ghost of a dead friend from 6 years ago, or even the woman sitting here right now that at this point seriously does not give a damn about the current consequences. Whatever Mark may have or have not told you about me, little girl, is this..
I. Just. Dont. Give. A. Fuck.
And I made this CLEAR to your man after he did me the favor of breaking it off with me:
My son..MY family..is NO SUBSITUTE or REPLACEMENT for the one that he gave up on.
And as far as the imagination wandering about The Papi banging a loose snatch..(lol I actually will give her credit for that one cause I laughed when I read it) heres a thought..
Ask your man. He can give his own personal testimony.
That being said..
Episode 30..bank on it.
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Case Of The Exes (Version 2.2: The Verdict)
The Judge had a stiffy.
"callll meeee" he uttered in Mir's direction.
"ALL RISE!"said the court guard.
"Too late for the judge" Mirari mumbled as Leyla snorted..
"Ladies & Gents of the Jury..have you reached a verdict?"
"we have, your honor." The hot foreman quoted. (hey this is MY story..if I say hes hot then hes hot, goddammit)
"We the jury find the defendants, based on lack of evidence, Not Guilty of the charges brought against them."
"Considering the "relation-shit" you both underwent with the prosecution, I consider your incarceration as "time-served"..case dismissed"
Mir & Ley piggybacked outside the courthouse to the flashing of the cameras and big, bulging microphones in their faces..(shut up! MY story!)
"Mir! Mir! how does it feel to be cleared of all the charges?"
"I just want to say that I'm relieved that all this is over..now I can get back to whats important: Music, perv cams and judges who need some funky dope lovin" She replied as she twirled a slightly used collar around her finger..
"Leyla..you've been pretty quiet during this whole ordeal..a lot of people say that this has effected you the most based on your past history with the prosecution..theres even been word that you may go back on the air to vindicate yourself and reveal "the real story" behind all of this..is that true?"
She takes a breath..looking over at the two as they quietly leave the courthouse..avoiding the questions of "are you retarded? how come you cant trust your man? and wtf is a squishy? have you been watching finding nemo too much? Or is it Finding Emo?..
She laughs a bit to herself as The Owner tugs at His property's collar, yanking her into the backseat of the lime green pinto.
"A waste of time my friend..I got better things to do." She replies as she looks over to her papi chulo at the foot of the stairs with her son in his arms.
" I will say this though..Mistakes happen. And trust is something that is earned, yes this is true. But if you cant trust yourself and be happy with the cards that you've been dealt, then you're screwed from the start. You don't get with someone to be safe from the big bad world, and you don't rely on them to make you feel safe..if you're that weak that you need to rely on someone else to provide you with security then you deserve everything that comes your way. You're with someone for the wrong reasons..and not alone for the right ones. Luckily for me, I don't have that problem."
"Yea what she said" Mir shouts as she cops a feel from the judge..
And thats how it happened..cause I said so, knaaameaaannn?
"callll meeee" he uttered in Mir's direction.
"ALL RISE!"said the court guard.
"Too late for the judge" Mirari mumbled as Leyla snorted..
"Ladies & Gents of the Jury..have you reached a verdict?"
"we have, your honor." The hot foreman quoted. (hey this is MY story..if I say hes hot then hes hot, goddammit)
"We the jury find the defendants, based on lack of evidence, Not Guilty of the charges brought against them."
"Considering the "relation-shit" you both underwent with the prosecution, I consider your incarceration as "time-served"..case dismissed"
Mir & Ley piggybacked outside the courthouse to the flashing of the cameras and big, bulging microphones in their faces..(shut up! MY story!)
"Mir! Mir! how does it feel to be cleared of all the charges?"
"I just want to say that I'm relieved that all this is over..now I can get back to whats important: Music, perv cams and judges who need some funky dope lovin" She replied as she twirled a slightly used collar around her finger..
"Leyla..you've been pretty quiet during this whole ordeal..a lot of people say that this has effected you the most based on your past history with the prosecution..theres even been word that you may go back on the air to vindicate yourself and reveal "the real story" behind all of this..is that true?"
She takes a breath..looking over at the two as they quietly leave the courthouse..avoiding the questions of "are you retarded? how come you cant trust your man? and wtf is a squishy? have you been watching finding nemo too much? Or is it Finding Emo?..
She laughs a bit to herself as The Owner tugs at His property's collar, yanking her into the backseat of the lime green pinto.
"A waste of time my friend..I got better things to do." She replies as she looks over to her papi chulo at the foot of the stairs with her son in his arms.
" I will say this though..Mistakes happen. And trust is something that is earned, yes this is true. But if you cant trust yourself and be happy with the cards that you've been dealt, then you're screwed from the start. You don't get with someone to be safe from the big bad world, and you don't rely on them to make you feel safe..if you're that weak that you need to rely on someone else to provide you with security then you deserve everything that comes your way. You're with someone for the wrong reasons..and not alone for the right ones. Luckily for me, I don't have that problem."
"Yea what she said" Mir shouts as she cops a feel from the judge..
And thats how it happened..cause I said so, knaaameaaannn?
The Case of The Exes (Version 2.1: The Deliberation)
So the defendants sat in their chairs.tapping their fingers in annoyance waiting for the jury to step out and give their verdict..poking each other in the ribs and mumbling about "perv cams"..
O.o.."wtf is a perv cam?" Leyla asked..
"I'll show ya once we get the hell outta here" Mir said.
Leyla leans back in her chair..still pondering why the fuck shes sitting here in the first place. Her mind drifts back to dissect the reasons she would even be here, summing it up in just a few words:
Insecurity. Disrespect. Stupidity.
Does she regret being here? She asks herself. Then she glances over to Mirari and notices her shaking her hooters at the judge as his mouth drops open..
Nah...no regrets..
Cause this shit was fuckin funny.
How two people..who pretty much..well..don't give a rats ass about the prosecution were sitting there facing judgment over something so asinine..so..high school musical..
Leyla toggles her lip..thinking about her papi chulo..wondering what position they're gonna try next time..just before Mir slaps her upside the head:
"stop that." She says..
A burst of laughter could be heard from the Jury's chambers..the effects of the EMOBGONE that Leyla put in the room were taking effect..
Yea..this ones in the bag.
O.o.."wtf is a perv cam?" Leyla asked..
"I'll show ya once we get the hell outta here" Mir said.
Leyla leans back in her chair..still pondering why the fuck shes sitting here in the first place. Her mind drifts back to dissect the reasons she would even be here, summing it up in just a few words:
Insecurity. Disrespect. Stupidity.
Does she regret being here? She asks herself. Then she glances over to Mirari and notices her shaking her hooters at the judge as his mouth drops open..
Nah...no regrets..
Cause this shit was fuckin funny.
How two people..who pretty much..well..don't give a rats ass about the prosecution were sitting there facing judgment over something so asinine..so..high school musical..
Leyla toggles her lip..thinking about her papi chulo..wondering what position they're gonna try next time..just before Mir slaps her upside the head:
"stop that." She says..
A burst of laughter could be heard from the Jury's chambers..the effects of the EMOBGONE that Leyla put in the room were taking effect..
Yea..this ones in the bag.
Friday, October 31, 2008
The Case of The Exes (Version 2.0)
Ladies and gentleman of the jury..The evidence the defense has to present is quite compelling in this case..over the next few weeks, you'll have quite the eye openers..the things you'll hear will shock you..make your jaws drop, shake your head and well..to put it plainly..
make you laugh your asses off..
In less than a 30 day period, two former spouses have been approached by the prosecution..with NO concrete evidence, NO forethought and well with one major lacking capability..
Common Sense.
The now labeled "dynamic duo" sit here before you...facing unjust accusations of attempting to take something that they no longer have a desire for. Based on outdated text messages, former collars long forgotten, and unvalidated insecurities by the prosecution. In a desperate attempt to cling to what they already have, the prosecution has taken it upon themselves to do their own feeble minded "investigation" and blatantly make pleads to not reveal the information discussed..which will in fact BE revealed so you, the jury, can determine that the "dynamic duo" is in so many words, innocent of the accusations presented before them...
Now what does that all mean in Leyla terms?..
*ahem*
Did I NOT say to stop looking for issues?
You would THINK that common sense would prevail here and people would learn to just leave things alone..you would THINK that instead of some low self esteem broad reaching out to the ex girlfriends, that she would just oh, I dunno..talk to her man?..
"hes my heart I love him so much.. we live together.. hes the best thing that ever happened to me..: please talk to me this is my real life.. and I am scared and hurting.."
Annndd we're supposed to care because?...
How many times do I have to say it here people?..
WE dont want your man...WE HAD your man. Be content with your surroundings and stay out of ours..now what does that mean in "Leyology"?
Dont start none..wont be none..
And now..youve started.
Im more than happy to finish it.
To be Concluded..
make you laugh your asses off..
In less than a 30 day period, two former spouses have been approached by the prosecution..with NO concrete evidence, NO forethought and well with one major lacking capability..
Common Sense.
The now labeled "dynamic duo" sit here before you...facing unjust accusations of attempting to take something that they no longer have a desire for. Based on outdated text messages, former collars long forgotten, and unvalidated insecurities by the prosecution. In a desperate attempt to cling to what they already have, the prosecution has taken it upon themselves to do their own feeble minded "investigation" and blatantly make pleads to not reveal the information discussed..which will in fact BE revealed so you, the jury, can determine that the "dynamic duo" is in so many words, innocent of the accusations presented before them...
Now what does that all mean in Leyla terms?..
*ahem*
Did I NOT say to stop looking for issues?
You would THINK that common sense would prevail here and people would learn to just leave things alone..you would THINK that instead of some low self esteem broad reaching out to the ex girlfriends, that she would just oh, I dunno..talk to her man?..
"hes my heart I love him so much.. we live together.. hes the best thing that ever happened to me..: please talk to me this is my real life.. and I am scared and hurting.."
Annndd we're supposed to care because?...
How many times do I have to say it here people?..
WE dont want your man...WE HAD your man. Be content with your surroundings and stay out of ours..now what does that mean in "Leyology"?
Dont start none..wont be none..
And now..youve started.
Im more than happy to finish it.
To be Concluded..
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
& What did i say?..Didnt I say it?
"its jsut the typicle girl thing I suppose"
"finding the x text msg and numbers in the cellphone"
"but it was nice to see your in a realtionship.. comforting"
Letttsss dissect this for a second...shall we?
So of course, you people knew I was going to say something no?
"The T-Y-P-I-C-A-L girl thing"
Typical hm? That someone finds it necessary to go snooping through their mans things when hes not looking and make contact with people from his past? You would think that if such an effort of energy was made that they would contact people a little bit more important. Like who for instance? Oh I dunno...maybe a couple of kids who don't have their father around anymore...but hey thats just me.
"finding the x text msg and numbers in the cellphone"
Do I look like miss T-mobile? Contrary to popular belief, I dont control the actions of other people. If someone wants to save a text message that I sent weeks or even months ago, whose problem is that? And news flash to the insecure individuals out there. Exes, given their range of MATURITY, can still be friends after parting ways...yes..oh my god..its possible! WHO KNEW??!
"but it was nice to see your in a relationship.. comforting"
Well so nice to see that you have a peaked interest in my personal life. Its comforting to you is it? I'm sure its much more comforting to me. In fact you can bank on it. Whats not so comforting for those people I'm sure is them festering in their own conscious about not trusting their significant other enough? Was it because they were the other person in their current relationship and the fear of karma coming full circle would do to them what they did to someone else? The world may never know..That being said.
I don't want your man. I had your man. And I have something that is beyond any relationship that I could have comprehended.
They say that trust is a greater compliment than love. Good luck trying to find that. While you're sitting there doubting and festering for it..I'm blessed in my life to have both.
"finding the x text msg and numbers in the cellphone"
"but it was nice to see your in a realtionship.. comforting"
Letttsss dissect this for a second...shall we?
So of course, you people knew I was going to say something no?
"The T-Y-P-I-C-A-L girl thing"
Typical hm? That someone finds it necessary to go snooping through their mans things when hes not looking and make contact with people from his past? You would think that if such an effort of energy was made that they would contact people a little bit more important. Like who for instance? Oh I dunno...maybe a couple of kids who don't have their father around anymore...but hey thats just me.
"finding the x text msg and numbers in the cellphone"
Do I look like miss T-mobile? Contrary to popular belief, I dont control the actions of other people. If someone wants to save a text message that I sent weeks or even months ago, whose problem is that? And news flash to the insecure individuals out there. Exes, given their range of MATURITY, can still be friends after parting ways...yes..oh my god..its possible! WHO KNEW??!
"but it was nice to see your in a relationship.. comforting"
Well so nice to see that you have a peaked interest in my personal life. Its comforting to you is it? I'm sure its much more comforting to me. In fact you can bank on it. Whats not so comforting for those people I'm sure is them festering in their own conscious about not trusting their significant other enough? Was it because they were the other person in their current relationship and the fear of karma coming full circle would do to them what they did to someone else? The world may never know..That being said.
I don't want your man. I had your man. And I have something that is beyond any relationship that I could have comprehended.
They say that trust is a greater compliment than love. Good luck trying to find that. While you're sitting there doubting and festering for it..I'm blessed in my life to have both.
Thursday, August 14, 2008
This post is for Ready Freddy..
Yes...he takes full responsibility for it.
Yes He inspired it.
Yes HE IS THE MASTERMIND!
AND I STOLE THE IDEA! SO NYAH NYAH!
but it was alllways festering..and rather than let these losers stress us out and make us go all BOO HOO..hell why not just have a good laugh? Thats always the best remedy..That being said suckas...
You better be there...
Sunday, August 10, 2008
Transylvania Noscars 2008 Results
WHOA WHAT A NIGHT!! WAS A HELL OF A BLAST ON THE RED CARPET...TEARING IT UP HOLLYWOOD SCANDALOUS STYLE!!2008 Transylvania Noscar Winners!
Noscar Drama
Leyla Christensen
Noscar Emo
Temple Oe
Noscar Newcomer
Nanox Boa
Noscar Glamour
Willow Raven
Noscar Horror
Zorak Khur
Noscar Badass
Pru Primeau
Noscar Tease
Lamia Essex
Noscar Supplier of Sound Female
Leyla Christensen
Noscar Supplier of Sound Male
Vengerax Ventangerloo
Noscar Erotica Male
Temple Oe
Noscar Erotica Female
Solisfate Shaw
*runs home with her noscars close in hand*...MINE!! I EARNED IT GODDAMMIT!!!
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
First & Final
So I get an IM from so and so saying "well such and such who is with whathisname is someone you know..and I cant believe that such and such would do that to you"
The more I hear about it, the more it makes me laugh..because...well..the truth is this:
I. Dont. Care.
The people that tend to offer information about a certain situation (hey that rhymed) are usually the ones involved in some way either directly or indirectly. I'm always amused by people that cant seem to let shit go after months of time passed. So heres a question for ya..
Ive gotten over it...why can't you?
Now as of late, Ive been on a different type of focus..things have been going good getting ready for Transylvania's 4th birthday, and the time that I'm in the world has been nothing but good tuneage and hanging with my friends. But of course for every action there is a reaction. And I honestly wouldn't be me if I didn't react to the present situation. So here you go: consider this the first and final warning people get for attempting to get a reaction out of me.
I have no problem whatsoever dishing out someones dirty laundry. Weather it be RL or SL info. I'd have to genuinely care weather or not I hurt someone to even consider not speaking my peace..but the fact of the matter is this.
I don't care who I hurt, what damage it brings or if it keeps you up at night and you're cursing my name from here to houston. Get it? Good.
That being said, make a left turn out of my area and keep it moving.
Consider yourselves on notice.
EMOBGONE!!
The more I hear about it, the more it makes me laugh..because...well..the truth is this:
I. Dont. Care.
The people that tend to offer information about a certain situation (hey that rhymed) are usually the ones involved in some way either directly or indirectly. I'm always amused by people that cant seem to let shit go after months of time passed. So heres a question for ya..
Ive gotten over it...why can't you?
Now as of late, Ive been on a different type of focus..things have been going good getting ready for Transylvania's 4th birthday, and the time that I'm in the world has been nothing but good tuneage and hanging with my friends. But of course for every action there is a reaction. And I honestly wouldn't be me if I didn't react to the present situation. So here you go: consider this the first and final warning people get for attempting to get a reaction out of me.
I have no problem whatsoever dishing out someones dirty laundry. Weather it be RL or SL info. I'd have to genuinely care weather or not I hurt someone to even consider not speaking my peace..but the fact of the matter is this.
I don't care who I hurt, what damage it brings or if it keeps you up at night and you're cursing my name from here to houston. Get it? Good.
That being said, make a left turn out of my area and keep it moving.
Consider yourselves on notice.
EMOBGONE!!
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
TELEPHONE!!
RING RING!...
There once was a chick named leyla who was having some hot steaming sexual relations with one ready freddy. She was all jealous that ready freddy and her lesbian incestuous partner solis were having "relations" without having her involved. So she joined altaholics and created a character by the name of "chupapinki" and started her butt plug fest with said parties above. But one moonlit night she caught the eye of a lovely kitten named "mija" and they started doing something involving "scissors" *shrugs*
The mopman got pissed and decided to make an alt named Tman to show that caniving cheating harlot a lesson..so Tman approached chupapinki with a batter of crisco oil and they sizzled the night away.
Mija caught chupa and tman fillerbustering a nut in the backseat of her lime green pinto so she decided to make an alt named pakow and he wound up slipping the 17'inch snausage surprise to a one night stand by the name of jynx...jynx was a crackwhore and shes dead now.
And then out of nowhere a bunch of Runes fell from the sky..knocking the alts around making them head for cover...but when the Runes settled and everyone got a closer look..they all mounded up to a big pile of shit. The runes got washed away by everybodys special love juice and the world was once at peace..
But leyla hot wired the lime green pinto and rode of into the sunset with ready freddy..and her lesbian sister/wife tied up in the trunk..cause that gets her hot yo...
RING RING...
There once was a chick named leyla who was having some hot steaming sexual relations with one ready freddy. She was all jealous that ready freddy and her lesbian incestuous partner solis were having "relations" without having her involved. So she joined altaholics and created a character by the name of "chupapinki" and started her butt plug fest with said parties above. But one moonlit night she caught the eye of a lovely kitten named "mija" and they started doing something involving "scissors" *shrugs*
The mopman got pissed and decided to make an alt named Tman to show that caniving cheating harlot a lesson..so Tman approached chupapinki with a batter of crisco oil and they sizzled the night away.
Mija caught chupa and tman fillerbustering a nut in the backseat of her lime green pinto so she decided to make an alt named pakow and he wound up slipping the 17'inch snausage surprise to a one night stand by the name of jynx...jynx was a crackwhore and shes dead now.
And then out of nowhere a bunch of Runes fell from the sky..knocking the alts around making them head for cover...but when the Runes settled and everyone got a closer look..they all mounded up to a big pile of shit. The runes got washed away by everybodys special love juice and the world was once at peace..
But leyla hot wired the lime green pinto and rode of into the sunset with ready freddy..and her lesbian sister/wife tied up in the trunk..cause that gets her hot yo...
RING RING...
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Alts Anonymous..
"Hi my name is (insert name here) and I'm an alt-a-holic...
I've been involved in multiple relationship's and the vast majority of them were a huge failure on my part because I have psycho-schematic tendencies and honestly don't believe in being faithful to one person.
On the other hand, places that I know I'm not welcomed in and am very adamant about never returning to, I find myself compelled to venture to, just to realize that the people could care less weather I'm there or not. But I stick around in the hopes that some cataclysmic tragedy will occur and I can revel in other peoples misery since I am relatively bored with my own.
At first I thought I was alone in this pity party, but I soon came to find out that I can have someone just like me! Who can stoop to my level and has the same addictions as I do. Me and (insert name here) are like two peas in a pod..or is that 4-20 alts in a pod? *shrugs*
And the best thing about this, is that if I'm ever caught, not only can I blame it on some bi-polar disorder or pretend to attempt suicide or claim to be this single parent searching the internet to find a father for my bastard children..not only do I have that as a cover...but I can just search deep within myself, neglect to take my meds for awhile and bam! Instant alt all over again!
Now if I can just get rid of (insert name of person that you've stalked) everything will be grand.
Hi My name is (insert name here)...and I'm an alt-a-holic.
*punches (insert name here) in the fuckin throat*
I've been involved in multiple relationship's and the vast majority of them were a huge failure on my part because I have psycho-schematic tendencies and honestly don't believe in being faithful to one person.
On the other hand, places that I know I'm not welcomed in and am very adamant about never returning to, I find myself compelled to venture to, just to realize that the people could care less weather I'm there or not. But I stick around in the hopes that some cataclysmic tragedy will occur and I can revel in other peoples misery since I am relatively bored with my own.
At first I thought I was alone in this pity party, but I soon came to find out that I can have someone just like me! Who can stoop to my level and has the same addictions as I do. Me and (insert name here) are like two peas in a pod..or is that 4-20 alts in a pod? *shrugs*
And the best thing about this, is that if I'm ever caught, not only can I blame it on some bi-polar disorder or pretend to attempt suicide or claim to be this single parent searching the internet to find a father for my bastard children..not only do I have that as a cover...but I can just search deep within myself, neglect to take my meds for awhile and bam! Instant alt all over again!
Now if I can just get rid of (insert name of person that you've stalked) everything will be grand.
Hi My name is (insert name here)...and I'm an alt-a-holic.
*punches (insert name here) in the fuckin throat*
Friday, June 27, 2008
*eeyiiiieee yiiieeee*...
Gotta dig the red bull man...
AND NO I DONT HAVE A PROBLEM!! I CAN QUIT WHENEVER I WANT TO OKAY??
GET AWAY!!!
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
As A Matter of Fact..
*so yea this is the disclaimer part: my opinions are my own etc..freedom of speech blah blah*
Sooo every so often Trans has a little "coup de tat". Where a member of the family decides its time to sever ties and of course leave with that "Boy I showed them!" mentality. Where all of a sudden a "united front" is assembled and all of a sudden these individuals have something fabulous to share with each other. Besides the whole "leaving the family because they're a bunch of tyrants" excuse, lets dissect what these people have in common shall we?
~Lets see..majority of them have screwed each other in the past..
~They flat out lie as a desperation tactic with..well..no proof to back it up.
~"Well, I'm just gonna leave cause all my friends are banned: hmm..perhaps you should look into WHY they were removed in the first place.
~Perhaps the undearly departed believe that their exit stage right makes some kind of "statement"
cant think for myself, easily influenced and well..just flat out weak. *kudos*
Now some people will say "well Leyla...I thought you were my friend..I thought you would care"
I'm not. And I don't.
Case in point: as stated from "The Chess Player"
You don't need to be in the same family, group, sim, or even have the same friends to be friends with each other.
Its called Maturity
Its called Individuality: Look those words up and you MAY have a shot..someday.
That said, I'm off to the grind
*waits to come home to play a game of chess*
Sooo every so often Trans has a little "coup de tat". Where a member of the family decides its time to sever ties and of course leave with that "Boy I showed them!" mentality. Where all of a sudden a "united front" is assembled and all of a sudden these individuals have something fabulous to share with each other. Besides the whole "leaving the family because they're a bunch of tyrants" excuse, lets dissect what these people have in common shall we?
~Lets see..majority of them have screwed each other in the past..
~They flat out lie as a desperation tactic with..well..no proof to back it up.
~"Well, I'm just gonna leave cause all my friends are banned: hmm..perhaps you should look into WHY they were removed in the first place.
~Perhaps the undearly departed believe that their exit stage right makes some kind of "statement"
cant think for myself, easily influenced and well..just flat out weak. *kudos*
Now some people will say "well Leyla...I thought you were my friend..I thought you would care"
I'm not. And I don't.
Case in point: as stated from "The Chess Player"
You don't need to be in the same family, group, sim, or even have the same friends to be friends with each other.
Its called Maturity
Its called Individuality: Look those words up and you MAY have a shot..someday.
That said, I'm off to the grind
*waits to come home to play a game of chess*
Saturday, June 14, 2008
6 degrees of..
It funny how the people we NEVER expect to still be around..tend to show up at the most uncanny times.
Case in point:
Ive always kept contact with The Diamond in the rough. Even when I was with my ex. At first it was the theory of "keep your friends close but your enemies closer" which was a natural instinct when, at the time, I thought I had something worth not wanting to lose. I was totally profile whoring her..analyzing every word she wrote pertaining to her vanished counter part, which in fact, was another persona that my ex had created for "RP" purposes. (You wont hear much about him in this area honestly..you have to actually care about someone to give them your energy and effort) but I digress..
It took awhile to actually "know" The Diamond. Like any diamond, hold it the wrong way and you can get cut, but when you actually look at it in the right light..you say to yourself..
"you know..this is really beautiful"
Now people looking on the outside may say.."wha???!! the exes are on a united front!!" Let them say what they like..they will anyway.
But the amazing thing is that the road she and I are traveling has nothing to do with the past..we're making our own present..and future.
Its gonna be an interesting ride..should make sure we meet the height requirements *snickers*
Case in point:
Ive always kept contact with The Diamond in the rough. Even when I was with my ex. At first it was the theory of "keep your friends close but your enemies closer" which was a natural instinct when, at the time, I thought I had something worth not wanting to lose. I was totally profile whoring her..analyzing every word she wrote pertaining to her vanished counter part, which in fact, was another persona that my ex had created for "RP" purposes. (You wont hear much about him in this area honestly..you have to actually care about someone to give them your energy and effort) but I digress..
It took awhile to actually "know" The Diamond. Like any diamond, hold it the wrong way and you can get cut, but when you actually look at it in the right light..you say to yourself..
"you know..this is really beautiful"
Now people looking on the outside may say.."wha???!! the exes are on a united front!!" Let them say what they like..they will anyway.
But the amazing thing is that the road she and I are traveling has nothing to do with the past..we're making our own present..and future.
Its gonna be an interesting ride..should make sure we meet the height requirements *snickers*
Friday, June 6, 2008
So me and Fred were talking...
N-n-n-n-n-ottchh!!
So wifey popped up (half nekkid) with a surprise..
in comes Ready Freddy: looking all snazzified and studly..and of course: Ready. *chuckles*
We sat by the pier just shooting the breeze and he mentioned this anime "Winter Cicada".
It segued into a discussion about early century japan and the oppressions and struggles endured during the era of the samurai...
And then of course..my internet went kaput.
It got me thinking how much it sucks..when you actually WANT to be in the pixel world because you're enjoying the company and conversations of someone pleasant. You think of all the crap that you see on a daily basis, and eventually you begin to ask the big question: why the hell am I here?
People like Fred and Wifey are the answers to that question. They expect nothing and just enjoy everything. Sure the world is surrounded by the losers and the leeches, but weather its the early hours of the morning or the dead of night..the best moments are the ones that are unexpected.
Ready Freddy & Pancake Pimptress: Unexpected Pleasantries.
I watched that show 4 times already btw..
So wifey popped up (half nekkid) with a surprise..
in comes Ready Freddy: looking all snazzified and studly..and of course: Ready. *chuckles*
We sat by the pier just shooting the breeze and he mentioned this anime "Winter Cicada".
It segued into a discussion about early century japan and the oppressions and struggles endured during the era of the samurai...
And then of course..my internet went kaput.
It got me thinking how much it sucks..when you actually WANT to be in the pixel world because you're enjoying the company and conversations of someone pleasant. You think of all the crap that you see on a daily basis, and eventually you begin to ask the big question: why the hell am I here?
People like Fred and Wifey are the answers to that question. They expect nothing and just enjoy everything. Sure the world is surrounded by the losers and the leeches, but weather its the early hours of the morning or the dead of night..the best moments are the ones that are unexpected.
Ready Freddy & Pancake Pimptress: Unexpected Pleasantries.
I watched that show 4 times already btw..
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