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There once was a chick named leyla who was having some hot steaming sexual relations with one ready freddy. She was all jealous that ready freddy and her lesbian incestuous partner solis were having "relations" without having her involved. So she joined altaholics and created a character by the name of "chupapinki" and started her butt plug fest with said parties above. But one moonlit night she caught the eye of a lovely kitten named "mija" and they started doing something involving "scissors" *shrugs*
The mopman got pissed and decided to make an alt named Tman to show that caniving cheating harlot a lesson..so Tman approached chupapinki with a batter of crisco oil and they sizzled the night away.
Mija caught chupa and tman fillerbustering a nut in the backseat of her lime green pinto so she decided to make an alt named pakow and he wound up slipping the 17'inch snausage surprise to a one night stand by the name of jynx...jynx was a crackwhore and shes dead now.
And then out of nowhere a bunch of Runes fell from the sky..knocking the alts around making them head for cover...but when the Runes settled and everyone got a closer look..they all mounded up to a big pile of shit. The runes got washed away by everybodys special love juice and the world was once at peace..
But leyla hot wired the lime green pinto and rode of into the sunset with ready freddy..and her lesbian sister/wife tied up in the trunk..cause that gets her hot yo...
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