Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Case Of The Exes (Version 2.2: The Verdict)

The Judge had a stiffy.
"callll meeee" he uttered in Mir's direction.
"ALL RISE!"said the court guard.
"Too late for the judge" Mirari mumbled as Leyla snorted..

"Ladies & Gents of the Jury..have you reached a verdict?"
"we have, your honor." The hot foreman quoted. (hey this is MY story..if I say hes hot then hes hot, goddammit)

"We the jury find the defendants, based on lack of evidence, Not Guilty of the charges brought against them."
"Considering the "relation-shit" you both underwent with the prosecution, I consider your incarceration as "time-served"..case dismissed"

Mir & Ley piggybacked outside the courthouse to the flashing of the cameras and big, bulging microphones in their faces..(shut up! MY story!)

"Mir! Mir! how does it feel to be cleared of all the charges?"

"I just want to say that I'm relieved that all this is over..now I can get back to whats important: Music, perv cams and judges who need some funky dope lovin" She replied as she twirled a slightly used collar around her finger..

"Leyla..you've been pretty quiet during this whole ordeal..a lot of people say that this has effected you the most based on your past history with the prosecution..theres even been word that you may go back on the air to vindicate yourself and reveal "the real story" behind all of this..is that true?"

She takes a breath..looking over at the two as they quietly leave the courthouse..avoiding the questions of "are you retarded? how come you cant trust your man? and wtf is a squishy? have you been watching finding nemo too much? Or is it Finding Emo?..
She laughs a bit to herself as The Owner tugs at His property's collar, yanking her into the backseat of the lime green pinto.

"A waste of time my friend..I got better things to do." She replies as she looks over to her papi chulo at the foot of the stairs with her son in his arms.

" I will say this though..Mistakes happen. And trust is something that is earned, yes this is true. But if you cant trust yourself and be happy with the cards that you've been dealt, then you're screwed from the start. You don't get with someone to be safe from the big bad world, and you don't rely on them to make you feel safe..if you're that weak that you need to rely on someone else to provide you with security then you deserve everything that comes your way. You're with someone for the wrong reasons..and not alone for the right ones. Luckily for me, I don't have that problem."

"Yea what she said" Mir shouts as she cops a feel from the judge..

And thats how it happened..cause I said so, knaaameaaannn?

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