The Case of The Exes (Version 2.0)

Ladies and gentleman of the jury..The evidence the defense has to present is quite compelling in this case..over the next few weeks, you'll have quite the eye openers..the things you'll hear will shock you..make your jaws drop, shake your head and well..to put it plainly..
make you laugh your asses off..

In less than a 30 day period, two former spouses have been approached by the prosecution..with NO concrete evidence, NO forethought and well with one major lacking capability..
Common Sense.

The now labeled "dynamic duo" sit here before you...facing unjust accusations of attempting to take something that they no longer have a desire for. Based on outdated text messages, former collars long forgotten, and unvalidated insecurities by the prosecution. In a desperate attempt to cling to what they already have, the prosecution has taken it upon themselves to do their own feeble minded "investigation" and blatantly make pleads to not reveal the information discussed..which will in fact BE revealed so you, the jury, can determine that the "dynamic duo" is in so many words, innocent of the accusations presented before them...

Now what does that all mean in Leyla terms?..
*ahem*
Did I NOT say to stop looking for issues?
You would THINK that common sense would prevail here and people would learn to just leave things alone..you would THINK that instead of some low self esteem broad reaching out to the ex girlfriends, that she would just oh, I dunno..talk to her man?..

"hes my heart I love him so much.. we live together.. hes the best thing that ever happened to me..: please talk to me this is my real life.. and I am scared and hurting.."

Annndd we're supposed to care because?...
How many times do I have to say it here people?..
WE dont want your man...WE HAD your man. Be content with your surroundings and stay out of ours..now what does that mean in "Leyology"?
Dont start none..wont be none..
And now..youve started.
Im more than happy to finish it.
To be Concluded..