Kickin it off with MASSIVE DAMAGE!!! YOU BETTER BE THERE!! OR I KEEL YOU!!!!
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
TELEPHONE!!
RING RING!...
There once was a chick named leyla who was having some hot steaming sexual relations with one ready freddy. She was all jealous that ready freddy and her lesbian incestuous partner solis were having "relations" without having her involved. So she joined altaholics and created a character by the name of "chupapinki" and started her butt plug fest with said parties above. But one moonlit night she caught the eye of a lovely kitten named "mija" and they started doing something involving "scissors" *shrugs*
The mopman got pissed and decided to make an alt named Tman to show that caniving cheating harlot a lesson..so Tman approached chupapinki with a batter of crisco oil and they sizzled the night away.
Mija caught chupa and tman fillerbustering a nut in the backseat of her lime green pinto so she decided to make an alt named pakow and he wound up slipping the 17'inch snausage surprise to a one night stand by the name of jynx...jynx was a crackwhore and shes dead now.
And then out of nowhere a bunch of Runes fell from the sky..knocking the alts around making them head for cover...but when the Runes settled and everyone got a closer look..they all mounded up to a big pile of shit. The runes got washed away by everybodys special love juice and the world was once at peace..
But leyla hot wired the lime green pinto and rode of into the sunset with ready freddy..and her lesbian sister/wife tied up in the trunk..cause that gets her hot yo...
RING RING...
There once was a chick named leyla who was having some hot steaming sexual relations with one ready freddy. She was all jealous that ready freddy and her lesbian incestuous partner solis were having "relations" without having her involved. So she joined altaholics and created a character by the name of "chupapinki" and started her butt plug fest with said parties above. But one moonlit night she caught the eye of a lovely kitten named "mija" and they started doing something involving "scissors" *shrugs*
The mopman got pissed and decided to make an alt named Tman to show that caniving cheating harlot a lesson..so Tman approached chupapinki with a batter of crisco oil and they sizzled the night away.
Mija caught chupa and tman fillerbustering a nut in the backseat of her lime green pinto so she decided to make an alt named pakow and he wound up slipping the 17'inch snausage surprise to a one night stand by the name of jynx...jynx was a crackwhore and shes dead now.
And then out of nowhere a bunch of Runes fell from the sky..knocking the alts around making them head for cover...but when the Runes settled and everyone got a closer look..they all mounded up to a big pile of shit. The runes got washed away by everybodys special love juice and the world was once at peace..
But leyla hot wired the lime green pinto and rode of into the sunset with ready freddy..and her lesbian sister/wife tied up in the trunk..cause that gets her hot yo...
RING RING...
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Alts Anonymous..
"Hi my name is (insert name here) and I'm an alt-a-holic...
I've been involved in multiple relationship's and the vast majority of them were a huge failure on my part because I have psycho-schematic tendencies and honestly don't believe in being faithful to one person.
On the other hand, places that I know I'm not welcomed in and am very adamant about never returning to, I find myself compelled to venture to, just to realize that the people could care less weather I'm there or not. But I stick around in the hopes that some cataclysmic tragedy will occur and I can revel in other peoples misery since I am relatively bored with my own.
At first I thought I was alone in this pity party, but I soon came to find out that I can have someone just like me! Who can stoop to my level and has the same addictions as I do. Me and (insert name here) are like two peas in a pod..or is that 4-20 alts in a pod? *shrugs*
And the best thing about this, is that if I'm ever caught, not only can I blame it on some bi-polar disorder or pretend to attempt suicide or claim to be this single parent searching the internet to find a father for my bastard children..not only do I have that as a cover...but I can just search deep within myself, neglect to take my meds for awhile and bam! Instant alt all over again!
Now if I can just get rid of (insert name of person that you've stalked) everything will be grand.
Hi My name is (insert name here)...and I'm an alt-a-holic.
*punches (insert name here) in the fuckin throat*
I've been involved in multiple relationship's and the vast majority of them were a huge failure on my part because I have psycho-schematic tendencies and honestly don't believe in being faithful to one person.
On the other hand, places that I know I'm not welcomed in and am very adamant about never returning to, I find myself compelled to venture to, just to realize that the people could care less weather I'm there or not. But I stick around in the hopes that some cataclysmic tragedy will occur and I can revel in other peoples misery since I am relatively bored with my own.
At first I thought I was alone in this pity party, but I soon came to find out that I can have someone just like me! Who can stoop to my level and has the same addictions as I do. Me and (insert name here) are like two peas in a pod..or is that 4-20 alts in a pod? *shrugs*
And the best thing about this, is that if I'm ever caught, not only can I blame it on some bi-polar disorder or pretend to attempt suicide or claim to be this single parent searching the internet to find a father for my bastard children..not only do I have that as a cover...but I can just search deep within myself, neglect to take my meds for awhile and bam! Instant alt all over again!
Now if I can just get rid of (insert name of person that you've stalked) everything will be grand.
Hi My name is (insert name here)...and I'm an alt-a-holic.
*punches (insert name here) in the fuckin throat*
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