Ladies and gentleman of the jury..The evidence the defense has to present is quite compelling in this case..over the next few weeks, you'll have quite the eye openers..the things you'll hear will shock you..make your jaws drop, shake your head and well..to put it plainly..
make you laugh your asses off..
In less than a 30 day period, two former spouses have been approached by the prosecution..with NO concrete evidence, NO forethought and well with one major lacking capability..
Common Sense.
The now labeled "dynamic duo" sit here before you...facing unjust accusations of attempting to take something that they no longer have a desire for. Based on outdated text messages, former collars long forgotten, and unvalidated insecurities by the prosecution. In a desperate attempt to cling to what they already have, the prosecution has taken it upon themselves to do their own feeble minded "investigation" and blatantly make pleads to not reveal the information discussed..which will in fact BE revealed so you, the jury, can determine that the "dynamic duo" is in so many words, innocent of the accusations presented before them...
Now what does that all mean in Leyla terms?..
*ahem*
Did I NOT say to stop looking for issues?
You would THINK that common sense would prevail here and people would learn to just leave things alone..you would THINK that instead of some low self esteem broad reaching out to the ex girlfriends, that she would just oh, I dunno..talk to her man?..
"hes my heart I love him so much.. we live together.. hes the best thing that ever happened to me..: please talk to me this is my real life.. and I am scared and hurting.."
Annndd we're supposed to care because?...
How many times do I have to say it here people?..
WE dont want your man...WE HAD your man. Be content with your surroundings and stay out of ours..now what does that mean in "Leyology"?
Dont start none..wont be none..
And now..youve started.
Im more than happy to finish it.
To be Concluded..
Friday, October 31, 2008
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
& What did i say?..Didnt I say it?
"its jsut the typicle girl thing I suppose"
"finding the x text msg and numbers in the cellphone"
"but it was nice to see your in a realtionship.. comforting"
Letttsss dissect this for a second...shall we?
So of course, you people knew I was going to say something no?
"The T-Y-P-I-C-A-L girl thing"
Typical hm? That someone finds it necessary to go snooping through their mans things when hes not looking and make contact with people from his past? You would think that if such an effort of energy was made that they would contact people a little bit more important. Like who for instance? Oh I dunno...maybe a couple of kids who don't have their father around anymore...but hey thats just me.
"finding the x text msg and numbers in the cellphone"
Do I look like miss T-mobile? Contrary to popular belief, I dont control the actions of other people. If someone wants to save a text message that I sent weeks or even months ago, whose problem is that? And news flash to the insecure individuals out there. Exes, given their range of MATURITY, can still be friends after parting ways...yes..oh my god..its possible! WHO KNEW??!
"but it was nice to see your in a relationship.. comforting"
Well so nice to see that you have a peaked interest in my personal life. Its comforting to you is it? I'm sure its much more comforting to me. In fact you can bank on it. Whats not so comforting for those people I'm sure is them festering in their own conscious about not trusting their significant other enough? Was it because they were the other person in their current relationship and the fear of karma coming full circle would do to them what they did to someone else? The world may never know..That being said.
I don't want your man. I had your man. And I have something that is beyond any relationship that I could have comprehended.
They say that trust is a greater compliment than love. Good luck trying to find that. While you're sitting there doubting and festering for it..I'm blessed in my life to have both.
"finding the x text msg and numbers in the cellphone"
"but it was nice to see your in a realtionship.. comforting"
Letttsss dissect this for a second...shall we?
So of course, you people knew I was going to say something no?
"The T-Y-P-I-C-A-L girl thing"
Typical hm? That someone finds it necessary to go snooping through their mans things when hes not looking and make contact with people from his past? You would think that if such an effort of energy was made that they would contact people a little bit more important. Like who for instance? Oh I dunno...maybe a couple of kids who don't have their father around anymore...but hey thats just me.
"finding the x text msg and numbers in the cellphone"
Do I look like miss T-mobile? Contrary to popular belief, I dont control the actions of other people. If someone wants to save a text message that I sent weeks or even months ago, whose problem is that? And news flash to the insecure individuals out there. Exes, given their range of MATURITY, can still be friends after parting ways...yes..oh my god..its possible! WHO KNEW??!
"but it was nice to see your in a relationship.. comforting"
Well so nice to see that you have a peaked interest in my personal life. Its comforting to you is it? I'm sure its much more comforting to me. In fact you can bank on it. Whats not so comforting for those people I'm sure is them festering in their own conscious about not trusting their significant other enough? Was it because they were the other person in their current relationship and the fear of karma coming full circle would do to them what they did to someone else? The world may never know..That being said.
I don't want your man. I had your man. And I have something that is beyond any relationship that I could have comprehended.
They say that trust is a greater compliment than love. Good luck trying to find that. While you're sitting there doubting and festering for it..I'm blessed in my life to have both.
Thursday, August 14, 2008
This post is for Ready Freddy..
Yes...he takes full responsibility for it.
Yes He inspired it.
Yes HE IS THE MASTERMIND!
AND I STOLE THE IDEA! SO NYAH NYAH!
but it was alllways festering..and rather than let these losers stress us out and make us go all BOO HOO..hell why not just have a good laugh? Thats always the best remedy..That being said suckas...
You better be there...
Sunday, August 10, 2008
Transylvania Noscars 2008 Results
WHOA WHAT A NIGHT!! WAS A HELL OF A BLAST ON THE RED CARPET...TEARING IT UP HOLLYWOOD SCANDALOUS STYLE!!2008 Transylvania Noscar Winners!
Noscar Drama
Leyla Christensen
Noscar Emo
Temple Oe
Noscar Newcomer
Nanox Boa
Noscar Glamour
Willow Raven
Noscar Horror
Zorak Khur
Noscar Badass
Pru Primeau
Noscar Tease
Lamia Essex
Noscar Supplier of Sound Female
Leyla Christensen
Noscar Supplier of Sound Male
Vengerax Ventangerloo
Noscar Erotica Male
Temple Oe
Noscar Erotica Female
Solisfate Shaw
*runs home with her noscars close in hand*...MINE!! I EARNED IT GODDAMMIT!!!
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
First & Final
So I get an IM from so and so saying "well such and such who is with whathisname is someone you know..and I cant believe that such and such would do that to you"
The more I hear about it, the more it makes me laugh..because...well..the truth is this:
I. Dont. Care.
The people that tend to offer information about a certain situation (hey that rhymed) are usually the ones involved in some way either directly or indirectly. I'm always amused by people that cant seem to let shit go after months of time passed. So heres a question for ya..
Ive gotten over it...why can't you?
Now as of late, Ive been on a different type of focus..things have been going good getting ready for Transylvania's 4th birthday, and the time that I'm in the world has been nothing but good tuneage and hanging with my friends. But of course for every action there is a reaction. And I honestly wouldn't be me if I didn't react to the present situation. So here you go: consider this the first and final warning people get for attempting to get a reaction out of me.
I have no problem whatsoever dishing out someones dirty laundry. Weather it be RL or SL info. I'd have to genuinely care weather or not I hurt someone to even consider not speaking my peace..but the fact of the matter is this.
I don't care who I hurt, what damage it brings or if it keeps you up at night and you're cursing my name from here to houston. Get it? Good.
That being said, make a left turn out of my area and keep it moving.
Consider yourselves on notice.
EMOBGONE!!
The more I hear about it, the more it makes me laugh..because...well..the truth is this:
I. Dont. Care.
The people that tend to offer information about a certain situation (hey that rhymed) are usually the ones involved in some way either directly or indirectly. I'm always amused by people that cant seem to let shit go after months of time passed. So heres a question for ya..
Ive gotten over it...why can't you?
Now as of late, Ive been on a different type of focus..things have been going good getting ready for Transylvania's 4th birthday, and the time that I'm in the world has been nothing but good tuneage and hanging with my friends. But of course for every action there is a reaction. And I honestly wouldn't be me if I didn't react to the present situation. So here you go: consider this the first and final warning people get for attempting to get a reaction out of me.
I have no problem whatsoever dishing out someones dirty laundry. Weather it be RL or SL info. I'd have to genuinely care weather or not I hurt someone to even consider not speaking my peace..but the fact of the matter is this.
I don't care who I hurt, what damage it brings or if it keeps you up at night and you're cursing my name from here to houston. Get it? Good.
That being said, make a left turn out of my area and keep it moving.
Consider yourselves on notice.
EMOBGONE!!
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
TELEPHONE!!
RING RING!...
There once was a chick named leyla who was having some hot steaming sexual relations with one ready freddy. She was all jealous that ready freddy and her lesbian incestuous partner solis were having "relations" without having her involved. So she joined altaholics and created a character by the name of "chupapinki" and started her butt plug fest with said parties above. But one moonlit night she caught the eye of a lovely kitten named "mija" and they started doing something involving "scissors" *shrugs*
The mopman got pissed and decided to make an alt named Tman to show that caniving cheating harlot a lesson..so Tman approached chupapinki with a batter of crisco oil and they sizzled the night away.
Mija caught chupa and tman fillerbustering a nut in the backseat of her lime green pinto so she decided to make an alt named pakow and he wound up slipping the 17'inch snausage surprise to a one night stand by the name of jynx...jynx was a crackwhore and shes dead now.
And then out of nowhere a bunch of Runes fell from the sky..knocking the alts around making them head for cover...but when the Runes settled and everyone got a closer look..they all mounded up to a big pile of shit. The runes got washed away by everybodys special love juice and the world was once at peace..
But leyla hot wired the lime green pinto and rode of into the sunset with ready freddy..and her lesbian sister/wife tied up in the trunk..cause that gets her hot yo...
RING RING...
There once was a chick named leyla who was having some hot steaming sexual relations with one ready freddy. She was all jealous that ready freddy and her lesbian incestuous partner solis were having "relations" without having her involved. So she joined altaholics and created a character by the name of "chupapinki" and started her butt plug fest with said parties above. But one moonlit night she caught the eye of a lovely kitten named "mija" and they started doing something involving "scissors" *shrugs*
The mopman got pissed and decided to make an alt named Tman to show that caniving cheating harlot a lesson..so Tman approached chupapinki with a batter of crisco oil and they sizzled the night away.
Mija caught chupa and tman fillerbustering a nut in the backseat of her lime green pinto so she decided to make an alt named pakow and he wound up slipping the 17'inch snausage surprise to a one night stand by the name of jynx...jynx was a crackwhore and shes dead now.
And then out of nowhere a bunch of Runes fell from the sky..knocking the alts around making them head for cover...but when the Runes settled and everyone got a closer look..they all mounded up to a big pile of shit. The runes got washed away by everybodys special love juice and the world was once at peace..
But leyla hot wired the lime green pinto and rode of into the sunset with ready freddy..and her lesbian sister/wife tied up in the trunk..cause that gets her hot yo...
RING RING...
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