So the defendants sat in their chairs.tapping their fingers in annoyance waiting for the jury to step out and give their verdict..poking each other in the ribs and mumbling about "perv cams"..
O.o.."wtf is a perv cam?" Leyla asked..
"I'll show ya once we get the hell outta here" Mir said.
Leyla leans back in her chair..still pondering why the fuck shes sitting here in the first place. Her mind drifts back to dissect the reasons she would even be here, summing it up in just a few words:
Insecurity. Disrespect. Stupidity.
Does she regret being here? She asks herself. Then she glances over to Mirari and notices her shaking her hooters at the judge as his mouth drops open..
Nah...no regrets..
Cause this shit was fuckin funny.
How two people..who pretty much..well..don't give a rats ass about the prosecution were sitting there facing judgment over something so asinine..so..high school musical..
Leyla toggles her lip..thinking about her papi chulo..wondering what position they're gonna try next time..just before Mir slaps her upside the head:
"stop that." She says..
A burst of laughter could be heard from the Jury's chambers..the effects of the EMOBGONE that Leyla put in the room were taking effect..
Yea..this ones in the bag.
Showing posts with label friendship. Show all posts
Showing posts with label friendship. Show all posts
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Thursday, August 14, 2008
This post is for Ready Freddy..
Yes...he takes full responsibility for it.
Yes He inspired it.
Yes HE IS THE MASTERMIND!
AND I STOLE THE IDEA! SO NYAH NYAH!
but it was alllways festering..and rather than let these losers stress us out and make us go all BOO HOO..hell why not just have a good laugh? Thats always the best remedy..That being said suckas...
You better be there...
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
TELEPHONE!!
RING RING!...
There once was a chick named leyla who was having some hot steaming sexual relations with one ready freddy. She was all jealous that ready freddy and her lesbian incestuous partner solis were having "relations" without having her involved. So she joined altaholics and created a character by the name of "chupapinki" and started her butt plug fest with said parties above. But one moonlit night she caught the eye of a lovely kitten named "mija" and they started doing something involving "scissors" *shrugs*
The mopman got pissed and decided to make an alt named Tman to show that caniving cheating harlot a lesson..so Tman approached chupapinki with a batter of crisco oil and they sizzled the night away.
Mija caught chupa and tman fillerbustering a nut in the backseat of her lime green pinto so she decided to make an alt named pakow and he wound up slipping the 17'inch snausage surprise to a one night stand by the name of jynx...jynx was a crackwhore and shes dead now.
And then out of nowhere a bunch of Runes fell from the sky..knocking the alts around making them head for cover...but when the Runes settled and everyone got a closer look..they all mounded up to a big pile of shit. The runes got washed away by everybodys special love juice and the world was once at peace..
But leyla hot wired the lime green pinto and rode of into the sunset with ready freddy..and her lesbian sister/wife tied up in the trunk..cause that gets her hot yo...
RING RING...
There once was a chick named leyla who was having some hot steaming sexual relations with one ready freddy. She was all jealous that ready freddy and her lesbian incestuous partner solis were having "relations" without having her involved. So she joined altaholics and created a character by the name of "chupapinki" and started her butt plug fest with said parties above. But one moonlit night she caught the eye of a lovely kitten named "mija" and they started doing something involving "scissors" *shrugs*
The mopman got pissed and decided to make an alt named Tman to show that caniving cheating harlot a lesson..so Tman approached chupapinki with a batter of crisco oil and they sizzled the night away.
Mija caught chupa and tman fillerbustering a nut in the backseat of her lime green pinto so she decided to make an alt named pakow and he wound up slipping the 17'inch snausage surprise to a one night stand by the name of jynx...jynx was a crackwhore and shes dead now.
And then out of nowhere a bunch of Runes fell from the sky..knocking the alts around making them head for cover...but when the Runes settled and everyone got a closer look..they all mounded up to a big pile of shit. The runes got washed away by everybodys special love juice and the world was once at peace..
But leyla hot wired the lime green pinto and rode of into the sunset with ready freddy..and her lesbian sister/wife tied up in the trunk..cause that gets her hot yo...
RING RING...
Saturday, June 14, 2008
6 degrees of..
It funny how the people we NEVER expect to still be around..tend to show up at the most uncanny times.
Case in point:
Ive always kept contact with The Diamond in the rough. Even when I was with my ex. At first it was the theory of "keep your friends close but your enemies closer" which was a natural instinct when, at the time, I thought I had something worth not wanting to lose. I was totally profile whoring her..analyzing every word she wrote pertaining to her vanished counter part, which in fact, was another persona that my ex had created for "RP" purposes. (You wont hear much about him in this area honestly..you have to actually care about someone to give them your energy and effort) but I digress..
It took awhile to actually "know" The Diamond. Like any diamond, hold it the wrong way and you can get cut, but when you actually look at it in the right light..you say to yourself..
"you know..this is really beautiful"
Now people looking on the outside may say.."wha???!! the exes are on a united front!!" Let them say what they like..they will anyway.
But the amazing thing is that the road she and I are traveling has nothing to do with the past..we're making our own present..and future.
Its gonna be an interesting ride..should make sure we meet the height requirements *snickers*
Case in point:
Ive always kept contact with The Diamond in the rough. Even when I was with my ex. At first it was the theory of "keep your friends close but your enemies closer" which was a natural instinct when, at the time, I thought I had something worth not wanting to lose. I was totally profile whoring her..analyzing every word she wrote pertaining to her vanished counter part, which in fact, was another persona that my ex had created for "RP" purposes. (You wont hear much about him in this area honestly..you have to actually care about someone to give them your energy and effort) but I digress..
It took awhile to actually "know" The Diamond. Like any diamond, hold it the wrong way and you can get cut, but when you actually look at it in the right light..you say to yourself..
"you know..this is really beautiful"
Now people looking on the outside may say.."wha???!! the exes are on a united front!!" Let them say what they like..they will anyway.
But the amazing thing is that the road she and I are traveling has nothing to do with the past..we're making our own present..and future.
Its gonna be an interesting ride..should make sure we meet the height requirements *snickers*
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