Kickin it off with MASSIVE DAMAGE!!! YOU BETTER BE THERE!! OR I KEEL YOU!!!!
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
TELEPHONE!!
RING RING!...
There once was a chick named leyla who was having some hot steaming sexual relations with one ready freddy. She was all jealous that ready freddy and her lesbian incestuous partner solis were having "relations" without having her involved. So she joined altaholics and created a character by the name of "chupapinki" and started her butt plug fest with said parties above. But one moonlit night she caught the eye of a lovely kitten named "mija" and they started doing something involving "scissors" *shrugs*
The mopman got pissed and decided to make an alt named Tman to show that caniving cheating harlot a lesson..so Tman approached chupapinki with a batter of crisco oil and they sizzled the night away.
Mija caught chupa and tman fillerbustering a nut in the backseat of her lime green pinto so she decided to make an alt named pakow and he wound up slipping the 17'inch snausage surprise to a one night stand by the name of jynx...jynx was a crackwhore and shes dead now.
And then out of nowhere a bunch of Runes fell from the sky..knocking the alts around making them head for cover...but when the Runes settled and everyone got a closer look..they all mounded up to a big pile of shit. The runes got washed away by everybodys special love juice and the world was once at peace..
But leyla hot wired the lime green pinto and rode of into the sunset with ready freddy..and her lesbian sister/wife tied up in the trunk..cause that gets her hot yo...
RING RING...
There once was a chick named leyla who was having some hot steaming sexual relations with one ready freddy. She was all jealous that ready freddy and her lesbian incestuous partner solis were having "relations" without having her involved. So she joined altaholics and created a character by the name of "chupapinki" and started her butt plug fest with said parties above. But one moonlit night she caught the eye of a lovely kitten named "mija" and they started doing something involving "scissors" *shrugs*
The mopman got pissed and decided to make an alt named Tman to show that caniving cheating harlot a lesson..so Tman approached chupapinki with a batter of crisco oil and they sizzled the night away.
Mija caught chupa and tman fillerbustering a nut in the backseat of her lime green pinto so she decided to make an alt named pakow and he wound up slipping the 17'inch snausage surprise to a one night stand by the name of jynx...jynx was a crackwhore and shes dead now.
And then out of nowhere a bunch of Runes fell from the sky..knocking the alts around making them head for cover...but when the Runes settled and everyone got a closer look..they all mounded up to a big pile of shit. The runes got washed away by everybodys special love juice and the world was once at peace..
But leyla hot wired the lime green pinto and rode of into the sunset with ready freddy..and her lesbian sister/wife tied up in the trunk..cause that gets her hot yo...
RING RING...
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Alts Anonymous..
"Hi my name is (insert name here) and I'm an alt-a-holic...
I've been involved in multiple relationship's and the vast majority of them were a huge failure on my part because I have psycho-schematic tendencies and honestly don't believe in being faithful to one person.
On the other hand, places that I know I'm not welcomed in and am very adamant about never returning to, I find myself compelled to venture to, just to realize that the people could care less weather I'm there or not. But I stick around in the hopes that some cataclysmic tragedy will occur and I can revel in other peoples misery since I am relatively bored with my own.
At first I thought I was alone in this pity party, but I soon came to find out that I can have someone just like me! Who can stoop to my level and has the same addictions as I do. Me and (insert name here) are like two peas in a pod..or is that 4-20 alts in a pod? *shrugs*
And the best thing about this, is that if I'm ever caught, not only can I blame it on some bi-polar disorder or pretend to attempt suicide or claim to be this single parent searching the internet to find a father for my bastard children..not only do I have that as a cover...but I can just search deep within myself, neglect to take my meds for awhile and bam! Instant alt all over again!
Now if I can just get rid of (insert name of person that you've stalked) everything will be grand.
Hi My name is (insert name here)...and I'm an alt-a-holic.
*punches (insert name here) in the fuckin throat*
I've been involved in multiple relationship's and the vast majority of them were a huge failure on my part because I have psycho-schematic tendencies and honestly don't believe in being faithful to one person.
On the other hand, places that I know I'm not welcomed in and am very adamant about never returning to, I find myself compelled to venture to, just to realize that the people could care less weather I'm there or not. But I stick around in the hopes that some cataclysmic tragedy will occur and I can revel in other peoples misery since I am relatively bored with my own.
At first I thought I was alone in this pity party, but I soon came to find out that I can have someone just like me! Who can stoop to my level and has the same addictions as I do. Me and (insert name here) are like two peas in a pod..or is that 4-20 alts in a pod? *shrugs*
And the best thing about this, is that if I'm ever caught, not only can I blame it on some bi-polar disorder or pretend to attempt suicide or claim to be this single parent searching the internet to find a father for my bastard children..not only do I have that as a cover...but I can just search deep within myself, neglect to take my meds for awhile and bam! Instant alt all over again!
Now if I can just get rid of (insert name of person that you've stalked) everything will be grand.
Hi My name is (insert name here)...and I'm an alt-a-holic.
*punches (insert name here) in the fuckin throat*
Friday, June 27, 2008
*eeyiiiieee yiiieeee*...
Gotta dig the red bull man...
AND NO I DONT HAVE A PROBLEM!! I CAN QUIT WHENEVER I WANT TO OKAY??
GET AWAY!!!
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
As A Matter of Fact..
*so yea this is the disclaimer part: my opinions are my own etc..freedom of speech blah blah*
Sooo every so often Trans has a little "coup de tat". Where a member of the family decides its time to sever ties and of course leave with that "Boy I showed them!" mentality. Where all of a sudden a "united front" is assembled and all of a sudden these individuals have something fabulous to share with each other. Besides the whole "leaving the family because they're a bunch of tyrants" excuse, lets dissect what these people have in common shall we?
~Lets see..majority of them have screwed each other in the past..
~They flat out lie as a desperation tactic with..well..no proof to back it up.
~"Well, I'm just gonna leave cause all my friends are banned: hmm..perhaps you should look into WHY they were removed in the first place.
~Perhaps the undearly departed believe that their exit stage right makes some kind of "statement"
cant think for myself, easily influenced and well..just flat out weak. *kudos*
Now some people will say "well Leyla...I thought you were my friend..I thought you would care"
I'm not. And I don't.
Case in point: as stated from "The Chess Player"
You don't need to be in the same family, group, sim, or even have the same friends to be friends with each other.
Its called Maturity
Its called Individuality: Look those words up and you MAY have a shot..someday.
That said, I'm off to the grind
*waits to come home to play a game of chess*
Sooo every so often Trans has a little "coup de tat". Where a member of the family decides its time to sever ties and of course leave with that "Boy I showed them!" mentality. Where all of a sudden a "united front" is assembled and all of a sudden these individuals have something fabulous to share with each other. Besides the whole "leaving the family because they're a bunch of tyrants" excuse, lets dissect what these people have in common shall we?
~Lets see..majority of them have screwed each other in the past..
~They flat out lie as a desperation tactic with..well..no proof to back it up.
~"Well, I'm just gonna leave cause all my friends are banned: hmm..perhaps you should look into WHY they were removed in the first place.
~Perhaps the undearly departed believe that their exit stage right makes some kind of "statement"
cant think for myself, easily influenced and well..just flat out weak. *kudos*
Now some people will say "well Leyla...I thought you were my friend..I thought you would care"
I'm not. And I don't.
Case in point: as stated from "The Chess Player"
You don't need to be in the same family, group, sim, or even have the same friends to be friends with each other.
Its called Maturity
Its called Individuality: Look those words up and you MAY have a shot..someday.
That said, I'm off to the grind
*waits to come home to play a game of chess*
Saturday, June 14, 2008
6 degrees of..
It funny how the people we NEVER expect to still be around..tend to show up at the most uncanny times.
Case in point:
Ive always kept contact with The Diamond in the rough. Even when I was with my ex. At first it was the theory of "keep your friends close but your enemies closer" which was a natural instinct when, at the time, I thought I had something worth not wanting to lose. I was totally profile whoring her..analyzing every word she wrote pertaining to her vanished counter part, which in fact, was another persona that my ex had created for "RP" purposes. (You wont hear much about him in this area honestly..you have to actually care about someone to give them your energy and effort) but I digress..
It took awhile to actually "know" The Diamond. Like any diamond, hold it the wrong way and you can get cut, but when you actually look at it in the right light..you say to yourself..
"you know..this is really beautiful"
Now people looking on the outside may say.."wha???!! the exes are on a united front!!" Let them say what they like..they will anyway.
But the amazing thing is that the road she and I are traveling has nothing to do with the past..we're making our own present..and future.
Its gonna be an interesting ride..should make sure we meet the height requirements *snickers*
Case in point:
Ive always kept contact with The Diamond in the rough. Even when I was with my ex. At first it was the theory of "keep your friends close but your enemies closer" which was a natural instinct when, at the time, I thought I had something worth not wanting to lose. I was totally profile whoring her..analyzing every word she wrote pertaining to her vanished counter part, which in fact, was another persona that my ex had created for "RP" purposes. (You wont hear much about him in this area honestly..you have to actually care about someone to give them your energy and effort) but I digress..
It took awhile to actually "know" The Diamond. Like any diamond, hold it the wrong way and you can get cut, but when you actually look at it in the right light..you say to yourself..
"you know..this is really beautiful"
Now people looking on the outside may say.."wha???!! the exes are on a united front!!" Let them say what they like..they will anyway.
But the amazing thing is that the road she and I are traveling has nothing to do with the past..we're making our own present..and future.
Its gonna be an interesting ride..should make sure we meet the height requirements *snickers*
Friday, June 6, 2008
So me and Fred were talking...
N-n-n-n-n-ottchh!!
So wifey popped up (half nekkid) with a surprise..
in comes Ready Freddy: looking all snazzified and studly..and of course: Ready. *chuckles*
We sat by the pier just shooting the breeze and he mentioned this anime "Winter Cicada".
It segued into a discussion about early century japan and the oppressions and struggles endured during the era of the samurai...
And then of course..my internet went kaput.
It got me thinking how much it sucks..when you actually WANT to be in the pixel world because you're enjoying the company and conversations of someone pleasant. You think of all the crap that you see on a daily basis, and eventually you begin to ask the big question: why the hell am I here?
People like Fred and Wifey are the answers to that question. They expect nothing and just enjoy everything. Sure the world is surrounded by the losers and the leeches, but weather its the early hours of the morning or the dead of night..the best moments are the ones that are unexpected.
Ready Freddy & Pancake Pimptress: Unexpected Pleasantries.
I watched that show 4 times already btw..
So wifey popped up (half nekkid) with a surprise..
in comes Ready Freddy: looking all snazzified and studly..and of course: Ready. *chuckles*
We sat by the pier just shooting the breeze and he mentioned this anime "Winter Cicada".
It segued into a discussion about early century japan and the oppressions and struggles endured during the era of the samurai...
And then of course..my internet went kaput.
It got me thinking how much it sucks..when you actually WANT to be in the pixel world because you're enjoying the company and conversations of someone pleasant. You think of all the crap that you see on a daily basis, and eventually you begin to ask the big question: why the hell am I here?
People like Fred and Wifey are the answers to that question. They expect nothing and just enjoy everything. Sure the world is surrounded by the losers and the leeches, but weather its the early hours of the morning or the dead of night..the best moments are the ones that are unexpected.
Ready Freddy & Pancake Pimptress: Unexpected Pleasantries.
I watched that show 4 times already btw..
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