Case Of The Exes (Version 2.2: The Verdict)

The Judge had a stiffy.
"callll meeee" he uttered in Mir's direction.
"ALL RISE!"said the court guard.
"Too late for the judge" Mirari mumbled as Leyla snorted..

"Ladies & Gents of the Jury..have you reached a verdict?"
"we have, your honor." The hot foreman quoted. (hey this is MY story..if I say hes hot then hes hot, goddammit)

"We the jury find the defendants, based on lack of evidence, Not Guilty of the charges brought against them."
"Considering the "relation-shit" you both underwent with the prosecution, I consider your incarceration as "time-served"..case dismissed"

Mir & Ley piggybacked outside the courthouse to the flashing of the cameras and big, bulging microphones in their faces..(shut up! MY story!)

"Mir! Mir! how does it feel to be cleared of all the charges?"

"I just want to say that I'm relieved that all this is over..now I can get back to whats important: Music, perv cams and judges who need some funky dope lovin" She replied as she twirled a slightly used collar around her finger..

"Leyla..you've been pretty quiet during this whole ordeal..a lot of people say that this has effected you the most based on your past history with the prosecution..theres even been word that you may go back on the air to vindicate yourself and reveal "the real story" behind all of this..is that true?"

She takes a breath..looking over at the two as they quietly leave the courthouse..avoiding the questions of "are you retarded? how come you cant trust your man? and wtf is a squishy? have you been watching finding nemo too much? Or is it Finding Emo?..
She laughs a bit to herself as The Owner tugs at His property's collar, yanking her into the backseat of the lime green pinto.

"A waste of time my friend..I got better things to do." She replies as she looks over to her papi chulo at the foot of the stairs with her son in his arms.

" I will say this though..Mistakes happen. And trust is something that is earned, yes this is true. But if you cant trust yourself and be happy with the cards that you've been dealt, then you're screwed from the start. You don't get with someone to be safe from the big bad world, and you don't rely on them to make you feel safe..if you're that weak that you need to rely on someone else to provide you with security then you deserve everything that comes your way. You're with someone for the wrong reasons..and not alone for the right ones. Luckily for me, I don't have that problem."

"Yea what she said" Mir shouts as she cops a feel from the judge..

And thats how it happened..cause I said so, knaaameaaannn?

The Case of The Exes (Version 2.1: The Deliberation)

So the defendants sat in their chairs.tapping their fingers in annoyance waiting for the jury to step out and give their verdict..poking each other in the ribs and mumbling about "perv cams"..
O.o.."wtf is a perv cam?" Leyla asked..
"I'll show ya once we get the hell outta here" Mir said.
Leyla leans back in her chair..still pondering why the fuck shes sitting here in the first place. Her mind drifts back to dissect the reasons she would even be here, summing it up in just a few words:
Insecurity. Disrespect. Stupidity.
Does she regret being here? She asks herself. Then she glances over to Mirari and notices her shaking her hooters at the judge as his mouth drops open..
Nah...no regrets..
Cause this shit was fuckin funny.
How two people..who pretty much..well..don't give a rats ass about the prosecution were sitting there facing judgment over something so asinine..so..high school musical..
Leyla toggles her lip..thinking about her papi chulo..wondering what position they're gonna try next time..just before Mir slaps her upside the head:
"stop that." She says..
A burst of laughter could be heard from the Jury's chambers..the effects of the EMOBGONE that Leyla put in the room were taking effect..

Yea..this ones in the bag.

The Case of The Exes (Version 2.0)

Ladies and gentleman of the jury..The evidence the defense has to present is quite compelling in this case..over the next few weeks, you'll have quite the eye openers..the things you'll hear will shock you..make your jaws drop, shake your head and well..to put it plainly..
make you laugh your asses off..

In less than a 30 day period, two former spouses have been approached by the prosecution..with NO concrete evidence, NO forethought and well with one major lacking capability..
Common Sense.

The now labeled "dynamic duo" sit here before you...facing unjust accusations of attempting to take something that they no longer have a desire for. Based on outdated text messages, former collars long forgotten, and unvalidated insecurities by the prosecution. In a desperate attempt to cling to what they already have, the prosecution has taken it upon themselves to do their own feeble minded "investigation" and blatantly make pleads to not reveal the information discussed..which will in fact BE revealed so you, the jury, can determine that the "dynamic duo" is in so many words, innocent of the accusations presented before them...

Now what does that all mean in Leyla terms?..
*ahem*
Did I NOT say to stop looking for issues?
You would THINK that common sense would prevail here and people would learn to just leave things alone..you would THINK that instead of some low self esteem broad reaching out to the ex girlfriends, that she would just oh, I dunno..talk to her man?..

"hes my heart I love him so much.. we live together.. hes the best thing that ever happened to me..: please talk to me this is my real life.. and I am scared and hurting.."

Annndd we're supposed to care because?...
How many times do I have to say it here people?..
WE dont want your man...WE HAD your man. Be content with your surroundings and stay out of ours..now what does that mean in "Leyology"?
Dont start none..wont be none..
And now..youve started.
Im more than happy to finish it.
To be Concluded..

& What did i say?..Didnt I say it?

"its jsut the typicle girl thing I suppose"

"finding the x text msg and numbers in the cellphone"

"but it was nice to see your in a realtionship.. comforting"

Letttsss dissect this for a second...shall we?

So of course, you people knew I was going to say something no?

"The T-Y-P-I-C-A-L girl thing"
Typical hm? That someone finds it necessary to go snooping through their mans things when hes not looking and make contact with people from his past? You would think that if such an effort of energy was made that they would contact people a little bit more important. Like who for instance? Oh I dunno...maybe a couple of kids who don't have their father around anymore...but hey thats just me.


"finding the x text msg and numbers in the cellphone"
Do I look like miss T-mobile? Contrary to popular belief, I dont control the actions of other people. If someone wants to save a text message that I sent weeks or even months ago, whose problem is that? And news flash to the insecure individuals out there. Exes, given their range of MATURITY, can still be friends after parting ways...yes..oh my god..its possible! WHO KNEW??!

"but it was nice to see your in a relationship.. comforting"
Well so nice to see that you have a peaked interest in my personal life. Its comforting to you is it? I'm sure its much more comforting to me. In fact you can bank on it. Whats not so comforting for those people I'm sure is them festering in their own conscious about not trusting their significant other enough? Was it because they were the other person in their current relationship and the fear of karma coming full circle would do to them what they did to someone else? The world may never know..That being said.
I don't want your man. I had your man. And I have something that is beyond any relationship that I could have comprehended.
They say that trust is a greater compliment than love. Good luck trying to find that. While you're sitting there doubting and festering for it..I'm blessed in my life to have both.

This post is for Ready Freddy..

Yes...he takes full responsibility for it.
Yes He inspired it.
Yes HE IS THE MASTERMIND!
AND I STOLE THE IDEA! SO NYAH NYAH!

but it was alllways festering..and rather than let these losers stress us out and make us go all BOO HOO..hell why not just have a good laugh? Thats always the best remedy..That being said suckas...
You better be there...

Transylvania Noscars 2008 Results

WHOA WHAT A NIGHT!! WAS A HELL OF A BLAST ON THE RED CARPET...TEARING IT UP HOLLYWOOD SCANDALOUS STYLE!!

2008 Transylvania Noscar Winners!
Noscar Drama
Leyla Christensen

Noscar Emo
Temple Oe

Noscar Newcomer
Nanox Boa

Noscar Glamour
Willow Raven

Noscar Horror
Zorak Khur

Noscar Badass
Pru Primeau

Noscar Tease
Lamia Essex

Noscar Supplier of Sound Female
Leyla Christensen


Noscar Supplier of Sound Male
Vengerax Ventangerloo

Noscar Erotica Male
Temple Oe

Noscar Erotica Female
Solisfate Shaw

*runs home with her noscars close in hand*...MINE!! I EARNED IT GODDAMMIT!!!

First & Final

So I get an IM from so and so saying "well such and such who is with whathisname is someone you know..and I cant believe that such and such would do that to you"

The more I hear about it, the more it makes me laugh..because...well..the truth is this:
I. Dont. Care.
The people that tend to offer information about a certain situation (hey that rhymed) are usually the ones involved in some way either directly or indirectly. I'm always amused by people that cant seem to let shit go after months of time passed. So heres a question for ya..
Ive gotten over it...why can't you?
Now as of late, Ive been on a different type of focus..things have been going good getting ready for Transylvania's 4th birthday, and the time that I'm in the world has been nothing but good tuneage and hanging with my friends. But of course for every action there is a reaction. And I honestly wouldn't be me if I didn't react to the present situation. So here you go: consider this the first and final warning people get for attempting to get a reaction out of me.
I have no problem whatsoever dishing out someones dirty laundry. Weather it be RL or SL info. I'd have to genuinely care weather or not I hurt someone to even consider not speaking my peace..but the fact of the matter is this.
I don't care who I hurt, what damage it brings or if it keeps you up at night and you're cursing my name from here to houston. Get it? Good.
That being said, make a left turn out of my area and keep it moving.
Consider yourselves on notice.
EMOBGONE!!