Friday, December 19, 2008

2008 In a Nutshell..

So ok...
every year I do a little recap of the trials and tribulations of yours truly, analyze the differences between then and now, and go through some great epiphany of lessons learned or some gay shit like that..
Lets see if we can do that without writing a whole fucking novel:

Winter 08'
SL/RL: Beginning of the year I was the "dumpee and dumper" (figure that one out)
SL: Leyla Christensen is declared Noscar winner for Best in Drama & Best Dj
(Thats right..I fuckin EARNED IT!)
and I pissed some ppl off..

Spring 08'
SL: I teamed up with my Fam and together, we continue to preserve a legacy that will continue as long as pixels exist..
RL: A 7 year friendship morphed into something unexpected..but welcomed.
And i pissed some more ppl off..

Summer 08'
SL/RL: I got to ride the coasters with my wifey/sissy and almost threw up.. GOOD TIMES GOOD TIMES!
A few more ppl got pissed off..

Fall 08'
SL: An unexpected alliance was formed, with the end result being a friendship that rocks as hard as caliban
SL/RL: I got to tango with the "core hedonist" and my wifey in RL..and we watched a hot bass baritone pour wine all over his 6 pack abs in NYC on my 30th bday..(NOW THATS A GIFT!!)
I REALLY pissed some ppl off..

Winter 08'
SL: Chupapinki still smells like old cheese..but shes had my back through all the bullshit..thats why I still love her and haven't killed her..yet..
People got pissed off and tried to counter but I laughed at them and they got more pissed..

So what does this all mean in Leyology?

1)What ppl dont know, cant hurt you, only benefit you.
2)What ppl DO know..is most likely what you WANT them to know which makes them morons.
3)Friendships come from the darnedest places..and they're usually better than what they actually manifested from..(and did I just say "darnedest?")
4)Don't eat pizza before getting on a roller coaster
5)I Love old cheese..
6)When you stop pissing people off..you're boring.
7)Its true..I get away with EVERYTHING!

2009 here I come..hard.